Stay on the Line (Parody of Stayin’ Alive)
Metro Nashville Department of Emergency Communications
I partially rewrote the lyrics to the song Stayin’ Alive to be about butt dials and the need to Stay on the Line (written pre-AI).
Stay on the Line
Written by Jeffrey Aaron Wynn
“(Verse) Well, I can tell by the way you sit and walk,
You butt dial a lot, but your butt can’t talk.
Your music’s loud and you can’t hear,
Your keypad tones, way up in your ear.
You just checked your phone, don’t be ashamed,
You called 911, but it’s okay.
(Pre-Chorus) What should you do, if you don’t understand,
Now that your phone’s sitting in your hand!
(Chorus) Whether you’re okay or need help on the way,
Just stay on the line, stay on the line.
Don’t be afraid to say it’s a mistake,
Just stay on the line, stay on the line.
Don’ t… hang… up…
Just stay on the line….”
