DISPATCHERS!

Sung to the theme of Ghostbusters by Roy Parker Jr.

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood,
Who you gonna call… DISPATCHERS!

If it’s something weird and it don’t look good,
Who you gonna call… DISPATCHERS!

We’re always on the phone—
We aren’t afraid to say so!

If you’re seeing things running through your head,
Who you gonna call… DISPATCHERS!

If you see some smoke filling up your home,
Who you gonna call… DISPATCHERS!

We’re always on the phone—
We aren’t afraid to say so!

Who you gonna call… DISPATCHERS!

If you’re all alone, pick up the phone,
And call… DISPATCHERS!

We ain’t afraid of no phones—
We’re living on caffeine!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Who you gonna call… DISPATCHERS!

If you need some meds or the police with friends,
You better call… DISPATCHERS!

Let me tell you about my friends—
We love helping. Makes us feel good!

We ain’t afraid of no phones.

When someone comes through your door,
Unless you want some more…
I think you better call… DISPATCHERS!

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