“Just a Voice” (To the Tune of “Just a Girl” by No Doubt)

“Just a Voice” (to the tune of No Doubt’s “Just a Girl”)

Take this Plantronics headset off my ears, I’m exhausted but there’s no need to fear.

Don’t you think I know exactly what to say? Only 9 more hours to finish my 12-hour day.

‘Cuz I’m just a voice, a little voice that can help, although I’m never in your sight.

Oh, I’m just a voice, a voice so calm & serene, so please just answers all these questions for me.

Ohhhhhhhhhh, I am the THIN GOLD LINE!

The moment that 911 call is made, we understand, you are very scared & afraid.

I can’t get you help to assist the situation, if you don’t give me a valid location.

‘Cuz I’m just a voice, the voice that you hear, but believe me my intentions are sincere.

Oh, I’m just a voice, so don’t yell at me, I told you “Help is on the way for the syncope!”

Ohhhhhhhhhh, I am the THIN GOLD LINE!

Oh, I’m just a voice, the one that you hear, help is already on the way, do I make myself clear?

Oh, I’m just a voice, a voice on the line, you don’t want to listen to my instructions,

well ok that’s fine.

I’m just a voice, please just listen to me, your injuries make me worry some.

I’m just a voice, why such a daredevil proclivity, hearing your worst day makes me feel so numb.

Oh, I’m just a voice, my apologies, but for our responders, there’s no comparison.

Oh, I’m just a voice, still listening, lucky me, wait did you say your cross street was Harrison?

Ohhh I’ve had it up to……

Ohhhhhh I’ve had it up to……

Ohhhhhhhhh I need to retire next year!

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