What Is Your Emergency?

I am usually the person who is spitting off song lyrics redone for our shift depending on things, so I have tons of these: Here is my favorite to Rock You Like a Hurricane:

It’s early morning, the sun’s not up
I’ve got a shift; better not be tough
My car is idling, she doesn’t know
It’s a full moon out …about to lose control

I walk in the Center already pitch black
Yelling and screaming; I wanna go back
I put on my headset, its time to go
Smiling wide I pick up the phone

Here I am
What is your emergency
Here I am
Damn it I forgot to pee

There’s a fire burning, phones start to shout
The boys are coming; get the water out
Garbledy Goo on the radios
Whoever is trying to talk; you got to gooooo

The night shifts calling; I want to go
The moon is hungry, it runs the show
Its getting dark out; I can’t win
The crazies are out; it’s about to begin!!!

Here I am
What is your emergency? woah woah
Here I am
Where the heck is my coffeeeee

It’s the next morning; the sun’s not out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
The medicals are stacking; gets under my skin
How long does it take to spin?

My eyes are falling; exhausted? No
Guessing my Vitamin D is low
Licking my lips’ the thirst is glad
Here’s my relief; shift wasn’t half bad!!!!

Here you go
Welcome to your shift energy
Here I am
Leaving you with all this glory

Here I am
What is your emergency??? Come on come on come on
Here I am
Wish you could hold so I can peeee